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Azazel

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  1. +REP

    Don't even get me started on this mans head game cause holy fucking shit. This guy gave me head so good that my dad came back just to leave again. He squeezed my nuts until they exploded like grapes and I painted the room white. His mouth-pussy is the softest you will ever encounter. While his dick may be invisibly small, his chocolate starfish while warp your dick like the event horizon of a black whole. Idk what this guy drinks in the morning, but he is definitely the go-to when I need that sexy time from Omni Support.

    Nuggy's most recent victim: spacer.png

    1. ThatNuggy

      ThatNuggy

      i be suckin them dry no idea

  2. Okay okay okay, this shit is hella worth it. You get double the goddamn points on every purchase. Then you are given access to the shop to use said points. Within this shop you can buy a bunch of coupons with the points you got for free. It's free money my guy. Spend money to get money, simple stocks or something (idk I'm not braindead). They also give you support first over the peasants who can't afford to be in the elite Omni Club. Not to mention the giveaways we get. You also get to post sick images and gifs (moving images) to flex on non-Omni Clubbers (inferior people). Also you get the role that has squirt on it (no one knows whos, I'm hoping it's nuggy's). And on the weekend we get special coupon drops. Sexy Time: I had to make a whole new category/paragraph thing for the staff sexy time. Omni Club members get sexy time with the staff team when we're lonely, and I get lonely a lot (ask nuggy). Defo: Head-game is weak, but his man-pussy is ripe and tight (perfect for even the tiny dick gang like me). I developed cerebral palsy. Crowley: Mediocre head-game but his dick is massive and will leave you dripping and wheelchair-bound. Nuggy: Don't even get me started on this mans head game cause holy fucking shit. This guy gave me head so good that my dad came back just to leave again. He squeezed my nuts until they exploded like grapes and I painted the room white. His mouth-pussy is the softest you will ever encounter. While his dick may be invisibly small, his chocolate starfish while warp your dick like the event horizon of a black whole. Idk what this guy drinks in the morning, but he is definitely the go-to when I need that sexy time from Omni Support. Fucking buy Omni Club, it's free money and hella goddamn worth it. 89/89 nuggy bjs. Nuggy's most recent victim: Please buy Omni Club, crowley has me locked in his basement and won't give me water until 3 people buy it.
  3. While I couldn't get it to work the most recent time I tried, Omni Purp is an amazing cheat. Pros over Starr: actual fucking menu (big W), more misc features, player esp is much better imo, settable aim key, can show your ammo in clip. Cons: No loot filter, more features, $1 more (referring to recharge price), battle mode. Now the reason I say more features is both a pro and a con is because the features are fun and give you more usability, but the more features means more things that could possibly get DTC in the future. BUT I don't want you to think Purp is DTC rn, because it's not (I used both it and Starr on same acc and never got banned). Overall it comes down to user preference, but I've been slapping the shit out of kids and sherpas with both Starr and Purp. Highly recommend both (also recommend head from nuggy, it's mad cheap and the dude knows what he's doing ong). Overall I rate Purp 16/17 Crowley testicles.
  4. That shit bussin. I bought a 24 hour key and immediately started violating sherpas; I even had one beg me to stop or he'd call daddy Nikita. 10/10 best pocket pussy I've ever used. Definitely recommend if you are like me and suck at tarkov and want revenge on the high level players ruining your wipe. I will definitely end up buying again, hopefully get the private one cause that shit looks even bussinner. No but seriously, best tarkov cheat I've ever used. It slaps compared to a DTC cheat that rhymes with meko (which isn't a bad one). Love this stuff ong ong.
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